River's blog

Played a quick session, went soso, here's a hand from the session:

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http://www.pokertube.com/poker-hand-replayer?hand=16077

River

I started my poker session by winning a satellite to the Sunday Million. But since I don't have the patience to sit and play in a tournament with 8000 players, I decided to use my ticket to play other tournaments instead. Turned out to be a very wise choice for my bankroll. I played a bunch of $30 SnG and ended up winning one and place in three of them. So over-all I did pretty good. So I ended the day more than $200+ which is pretty good. First I wanted to play the Nightly Forty Grand @ 3 am but since I have to go to Jönköping tomorrow morning I decided that it was best to just play something smaller and something that doesn't start in the middle of the night. Maybe I should concentrate on playing SnG instead, since that's where all the money is for me. Players are just super bad and they push with any pair they get. I was surprized when I played that short-handed $30 SnG, thought it was a micro-SnG I was playing because of the level that the players had. Anyways, I'm happy, and I hope you all are too. Good luck at the tables ya'll!

River

Yeah, I have some fresh dollars on my account. I played a small session an hour ago with not much action. I just played two tables so I couldn't expect that much of it. I ended up $20+ (lol) which is nice. Went all in on one hand with 77 when I flopped trips and villain had AK (pair of aces). And then I won a small pot with JJ on a Q-high board. Nothing fancy. I have a lot of stuff to do so I can't be playing too much. I have a movie to finish and other random stuff. But later tonight i will play a bunch of tournaments. I'll update the blog before that. Peace!

River

I feel kind of dorky telling you this but Sami has been one of the many players, for years, that I have admired. I don't know what it is, he just seems so down to earth and plain nice. I hope I get to play with him live someday in an EPT. Anyway, the man just won the main event of the 10K SCOOP-High-Tourney and took home 504K after 30 hours of run time. Although it was a 2 day event, they still played very long. I hope this nice win will bring him to play more on stars. He's a fun player to watch. Congratz man!

River

Just lost $300 getting sucked out. Just fucking amazing hahaha...wow. PokerStars, you're really something else. Maybe I made a mistake switching sites? Jesus Christ....Started the session with PLO and HE. Went soso. And then I tilted like a mother fucker. I tried improvising but no use. I flopped a straight, and they called called called called and hit their fucking boats. I mean, not one fucking hand was a winner for me. Just suck outs and suck outs. I'm sorry, I don't mean to cry or whine like this, but its pretty frustrating you know. I tried to keep my cool, but fuck, I was just doomed from hand one it seems. Anyways, I'm going to watch some series or something now. Tired of fucking poker. I'll try again in a few days.

River

I realized that I might not be the only one who thinks reading hands in text form is boring, so that's why I have signed up on PokerTube.com. I will post every hand there, that is worth posting, and then link the hand to my blog. It'll be much nicer to look at.

omphalotus@pokertube

River

I feel pretty random about blogging this much. What's up with you guys? I feel like I'm spamming the shit out of this shit with random nonsense, but that is not my intentions. I just like to write a lot. I used to blog on a Swedish blogging site a year ago, but the assholes banned my blog just because I had a GIF-picture of a rackoon sucking a human cock as my header. I thought it was funny, but the douchebags who owned that site clearly didn't. I tried creating a blog after that, but I never got the feel for it again, it was as if a part of me was taken away from me when they banned my blog. It's silly really, but it's the truth. I don't really know what direction this blog will go in. I just feel like letting loose of some of my thoughts about every day stuff. I hope you guys don't mind, and I sure as hell hope that some of the pros starts blogging again. I don't wanna be the only one writing this shit.

Just finished cutting a movie that I made with my little sister and a mutual friend of ours. It's from 2009 and we went to this community college in the middle of fucking no where. It was just a regular day, I think it was a Wednesday, in September. We decided to drink some wine and just small talk, but our thoughts of getting drunk was not something we were alone with, because it turns out that the whole campus wanted to join in on the fun. And this is the fun part, at least for me, because seeing how many different characters there was on this school, alcohol just made them more charactery (is that a word). Anyway, their personalities blossom when the fine liquids of alcohol was poured down their throats and in to their blood stream. I wish I had more footage to go with, but to be frank, I got so messed up that night that I forgot all about my camera. I wish I could upload the video here later, but its all in Swedish so you guys wouldn't understand one bit of it.

Yes, it's my 24th birthday today even though it's 4 a.m. now and I wasn't born until 7 a.m. but who gives a fuck about specifics. I'm currently playing three tourneys. It's the first break now and I just doubled up in one of them. I had JJ and the moron had 59 and flop came A43 or something. Anyway, it held. And as I'm writing this I just lost an all in with AK vs A6. Idiot flopped a six and it held up. Well well...Write more later.

River

PokerStars Game #62357394494:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2011/05/21 1:00:05 CET [2011/05/20 19:00:05 ET]
Table 'Sahade II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: thorli_AA ($38.04 in chips)
Seat 2: mudzin85 ($25 in chips)
Seat 3: omphalotus ($20.98 in chips)
Seat 4: galaxis444 ($27.11 in chips)
Seat 5: kertak9 ($51.61 in chips)
Seat 6: Kanikah ($25 in chips)
kertak9: posts small blind $0.10
Kanikah: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to omphalotus [Kc Kh]
thorli_AA: folds
mudzin85: folds
omphalotus: raises $0.50 to $0.75
galaxis444: folds
kertak9: folds
Kanikah: calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [7c 8c 3s]
Kanikah: checks
omphalotus: bets $2.50
Kanikah: calls $2.50
*** TURN *** [7c 8c 3s] [2s]
Kanikah: checks
omphalotus: bets $8.85
Kanikah: calls $8.85
*** RIVER *** [7c 8c 3s 2s] [Jh]
Kanikah: checks
omphalotus: bets $8.88 and is all-in
Kanikah: calls $8.88
*** SHOW DOWN ***
omphalotus: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)
Kanikah: shows [9c Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
omphalotus collected $40.06 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $42.06 | Rake $2
Board [7c 8c 3s 2s Jh]
Seat 1: thorli_AA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mudzin85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: omphalotus showed [Kc Kh] and won ($40.06) with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: galaxis444 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: kertak9 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Kanikah (big blind) showed [9c Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks

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