Ilari "Ziigmund" Sahamies is used to both giving it and getting it on the Full Tilt Poker chat box; this week he was really getting it from the player poltergeist who threw all courtesy aside when he suspected Ziigmund of stealing his small blind.


poltergeist: ziigmund
poltergeist: your mother
poltergeist: she is a whore

Ziigmund: no no
Ziigmund: she isnice

poltergeist: this is why you have turned out the wy u have
poltergeist: it isnt your fault

Ziigmund: she is the best mom in the world

poltergeist: she was impregnated by one of her less savory customers
poltergeist: and you were the offspring
poltergeist: if you should show up to las vegas and feel a stream of urine runiing down your face
poltergeist: you may guess the source
poltergeist: taking the small blind and quitting is a very classy move

Ziigmund: oh sry
Ziigmund: we can play 1hand more
Ziigmund: cool?

This gem was found on the Danish Ace Magazine web site.