There's another hilarious thread rapidly growing on the 2+2 forum, titled "Why Antonio Esfandiari can never beat Phil Laak in poker?"


The opening post was not a big hit, but the photoshoppers were inspired and the thread soon started living its' own life. Read it here, here's some of the best ones:

Jerry Yang: I know Jesus
Chris Ferguson: I AM Jesus

Tom Dwan: I know how to beat the rake
Howard Lederer: I know how to collect the rake

Joe Hachem: When I sit down at the table, it's like a bunch of guys are just giving me their chips.
Men "The Master" Nguyen: When I go up to my hotel room, there's a bunch of guys giving me their chips.

Phil Hellmuth: I can dodge bullets baby
2-pac: WTF?

Jeff Madsen: Bust a sick rap
TJ Cloutier: Busto from craps

Phil Hellmuth: Hey honey, I just folded kings!
Darvin Moon: Hey honey, I just folded queens.

Brian Hastings: I beat Isildur1 for 4.2 million.
Cole South: I beat Isildur1 for 4.2 million.
Brian Townsend: I beat Isildur1 for 4.2 million.

Howard Lederer: I've slept on park benches in Manhattan.
Mike Sexton: I've tolerated Vince Van Patten.

Daniel Negreanu: I put you on 8 high.
Jennifer Tilly: I put you on kings.

Chris Moneymaker: I luckboxed the Main Event worth millions.
Phil Laak: I luckboxed a girlfriend worth millions.

Mike Matusow: I know poker.
Bill Clinton: I no poke her!

Brandon Cantu: Won't tip.
Ziigmund: Wanna flip?

And the winner (for us, anyway):

Why Phil Hellmuth can never beat Ziigmund

Phil Hellmuth: If luck wasn't involved, I would win everyone.
Ziigmund: F U Luck.